{"id":73,"date":"2017-11-21T19:03:59","date_gmt":"2017-11-21T19:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/?p=73"},"modified":"2017-11-21T19:03:59","modified_gmt":"2017-11-21T19:03:59","slug":"oh-parenthood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/oh-parenthood.php","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Parenthood!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-74\" src=\"http:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/33-parenthood-231x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"231\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/33-parenthood-231x300.jpg 231w, https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/33-parenthood.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 231px) 100vw, 231px\" \/>Fatherhood, motherhood,<br \/>\nhow difficult could it be?<br \/>\nOnce you\u2019ve had your own children,<br \/>\nit\u2019s not that easy, you shall see.<br \/>\nConception, birth, first teeth, growth spurt:<br \/>\nThey roll over then crawl, walk, and then run\u2026<br \/>\nWhen they\u2019re your babies, it\u2019s all so much fun.<br \/>\nThen just when you think you have seen it all,<br \/>\nthey\u2019re dating and driving themselves to the mall.<br \/>\nT-ball and soccer, football and dance\u2026<br \/>\nRest for the parents? Not the slightest chance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fatherhood, motherhood, how difficult could it be? Once you\u2019ve had your own children, it\u2019s not that easy, you shall see. Conception, birth, first teeth, growth spurt: They roll over then crawl, walk, and then run\u2026 When they\u2019re your babies, it\u2019s all so much fun. Then &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75,"href":"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions\/75"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hmmhuh.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}